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[crushed_pearls]

Erin's voice mail message is in a weary voice: "Erin Peters. If you called in the middle of the night and I didn't answer, I'm dying. If I pick up and someone on your end isn't dying, they will be shortly. Text otherwise."

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[crushed_pearls]

Three minutes later.

In my defense who the fuck else is writing about the line of Magdelene being French?

[yourexoduslaughing]

thats fair!!!! its good to know he sucks in every timeline it wouldnt feel right if he didnt! its too bad tho april would have loved it if there was a kingdom of quebec and i want to see their traffic laws!! did you know that you cant take a right on a red light in quebec?? theyre so bad at driving that they LOST THE PRIVILEGE to turn right on a red light

[crushed_pearls]

So is this a good time to tell you I never learned how to drive or nah. Also I will be there just give me the time and place.

[yourexoduslaughing]

if we ever end up somewhere with vehicles ill totally teach you to drive!! ill just like, teleport us if were about to hit something so its fine!! i promise you that there's zero chance you could be bad as the french! party is in two days and starts around 7pm so come in whenever! theres gonna be food to eat too!!

[crushed_pearls]

Flan I am fucking blind.

[yourexoduslaughing]

i know and i said what i said!!!!!!!!

[crushed_pearls]

Girl if you want to play grand theft auto just find Deputy Pratt if anyone on this ship has a copy it will be him.

[yourexoduslaughing]

i already play plenty with pratt!! winking emoji!!

[crushed_pearls]

Damn girl get it. Just fun or are you dating?

[yourexoduslaughing]

just fun 4 now!! hes super cute and i like hanging with him and banging him but ive had some bad times in the past with dudes who said they were all about dating multiple people but then it turned out what they meant was the usual bullshit about how THEY would date multiple people and i was only supposed to date THEM and pratt doesnt seem like that type but neither did the other dudes so im always like FUCKING ONLY feeling maybe later if theyre actually chill

[crushed_pearls]

That is a rough ride but good on you for communicating your needs there. I have yet to have what I would consider a sane conversation with the guy but he seems like a good egg all the same.

About a minute later.

Okay so got indirectly reminded and feel free to have me fuck off if this one is a bit far but do you have any tips for remembering that April exists? Their antimimetic abilities are doing a number on my ability to reach out as a friend.

[yourexoduslaughing]

yeah hes nuts but in the best way so far!!! tbf he had the bad cult experience and that sucks so so much for him! there is NEVER a single thing that uses forced conversion where it ends good for anyone!!

lmfao no no i get you its such a pain right?? april is always like ahhhh nobody know me nobody know me!!!! anyway like the big thing to do is to get them to let down their forget me field by having them warm up to you. i got under it because they were doing inventory and i showed up to help them with bevvys and donuts and we spent a whole weekend tagging and wrangling a nightmare file room. so if you can find like some equivalent of that itll help a ton!! the usual tricks wont work here cause april isnt at work anymore but i know they live with one of your girlfriends so like if you can remember everyone elses roommates then that could help your brain narrow down and remember that oh right cass has a rooommate too oh right that roommate has to be the person named after a month who hates being remembered!!

the real trick is to always come at remembering april indirectly!! like a word association trick!!

[crushed_pearls]

April lives with Cass? Question mark question mark question mark question mark

[yourexoduslaughing]

lmfao lmfao lmfao

yeah theyre rooming with cass!!

[crushed_pearls]

Jesus titty fucking Christ no wonder she doesn't feel at ease most of the time she is living with a phobovore she probably cannot perceive. Excuse me a minute I need to scream.

[yourexoduslaughing]

lmfaoooooooo np i totally get it

i lived with april for 3 months and it was a WRECK so i totally get it!! at least their fucking russian circus friends cant show up at 3am here!!