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[crushed_pearls]

Erin's voice mail message is in a weary voice: "Erin Peters. If you called in the middle of the night and I didn't answer, I'm dying. If I pick up and someone on your end isn't dying, they will be shortly. Text otherwise."

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[crushed_pearls]

Same. But the room situation is going to remain fucked for the foreseeable future little bird. I am very sorry. Possibly we could do a sleepover sometime? You should get to know Crabb she is amazing and also I wish to stack you on top of her like a log so you can scold her properly.

[decrypter]

I cannot scold without knowing what I am scolding about. I like Miss Crabb, though, she has a gift for storytelling and she has lived a fascinating life so far. She told me about how she became a detective.

That said, a sleepover wouldn't be amiss. They can do without me for a night, I'm sure.

[crushed_pearls]

Perfect. I can pick up hot cocoa and we can do three person gossip hour.

My fierce flower does not need terrible scolding exactly it is only that she does not value herself or her skills the way they ought to be valued because the worthless scum from her homeworld wanted a thug out of her and did not receive it.

I may be bitter.

[decrypter]

The bitterness in your phrases did not clue me into that fact.

I will not scold her, but I will give her encouragement for herself. If you explain gossip hour to her first I am happy to have her.

Just casually setting up a three way thread like

[crushed_pearls]

I will. You been having fun with Security and Max? Hell how did whatever that package was work out for you?

whenever we feel like it we can party

[decrypter]

It was shoelaces, and they're magic. They make me jump higher than I thought possible, and then jump again. I'll have to show you, they're so much fun that I can't express it in words.

I think they're happy to have me over. I certainly don't feel uncomfortable around either of them. I sleep well enough, and no one's complained.

[crushed_pearls]

Oh my god you are become bunny destroyer of vertical limits.

[decrypter]

I may have a newfound delight in reading on top of the bookshelves in the library.

[crushed_pearls]

Soon you will master all heights and become the tallest ever.

Three minutes later.

Hey would you like to hit the spa? We can sniff the perfume. Maybe I can do your hair or something. No one is ever fucking there.

[decrypter]

As long as you do not cut it, you may do what you wish. I'm happy with how it's growing.

And that is a yes, so she is coming.

[crushed_pearls]

Helena if anyone cuts your hair without your permission just let me know and I will hunt them down like dogs. See you in twenty.

Erin sets off, to See Her Friend.

[decrypter]

At the spa, Helena's already found her way to where nice smelling things are, but she perks up cheerfully when she hears Erin's distinctive footsteps.

"I'm over here!"

And she's draped in a very large bunny poncho, clearly meant for someone at least a foot taller than her, but that she's put a belt on so it becomes more like a dress.

[crushed_pearls]

Erin stops in place.

And lets out an extended, high-pitched squeal of absolute joy at this sight.

[decrypter]

"What? What is it? What am I missing?"

Something's making Erin happy, she knows, but that much?

[crushed_pearls]

"YOU'RE SO! FUCKING! CUTE!"

Erin rushes over laughing and scoops Helena into a full hug; both arms, both wings, giggling like a maniac. "Where did you get that? Oh my GOD!"

[decrypter]

"It's Security's," is the answer she manages around being squished in a hug, embracing her friend back. Completely thoughtless as to the ammunition she's now handing over, but such is the life of being so honest.

[crushed_pearls]

"TRULY YOU ARE BECOME BUN - fuck I'm shouting aren't I -" Erin laughs again and tousles Helena's hair. "This is the most adorable shit. You've even committed a traditional act among Americans from my time, wherein lasses steal their beloved's hoodies and never give them back. That's your hoodie now. It is the hoodie tax."

[decrypter]

"It's only borrowed! I asked!"

But she's laughing too, because joy is an infectious thing, and the way their laughter echoes off the spa walls is actually a pretty nice sound, all considered. They really went for good acoustics in here, ostensibly for soothing spa music, but right now just for happiness.

"But it is very comfortable, I'll admit."

[crushed_pearls]

"It will never wear this hoodie again," Erin whispers in Ominous Tones. She can't keep it up, and busts up laughing again. "Y'all are adorable together, swear to god. It doesn't help that you're like ninety sizes too small for the poncho so you look like a rabbit ghost tried to possess you and couldn't stick the landing."

[decrypter]

"If a rabbit ghost chooses to meet me, I hope I'm wearing this at the same time so it knows I'm a friend."

She's grinning, but extracts one arm so she can tug the hood up on herself - which promptly falls over her eyes. Oops. Not like she needed that field of view anyway.

"I'd ask when Miss Crabb is going to steal your clothes, but I have a feeling it's already happened."

[crushed_pearls]

"I am the clothes," Erin answers with less than no thought. She finally lets Helena go and takes a step back. "So! Growing your hair out huh? Got a plan for it or are you just looking to exult in big hair?"

[decrypter]

"I think I just want to see what happens with it. It's easy to cut it, but it takes time to grow - I can always change my mind."

Plus, longer hair to her means she can try different hairstyles. Even if she can't see it, she takes pleasure in trying them, in feeling them, and after so long not experimenting, it feels good to try.

"Though I'm not keen on emulating those women in books with hair to the floor. That just sounds unmanageable."

[crushed_pearls]

"They're definitely committed to the bit," Erin agrees. "The amount of washing and drying alone...country girls have it easier, they get to use horse shampoo sold by the fucking gallon. And for reference that's not an insult, it's great shampoo."

Erin takes Helena's hand. "Hair wash station first, little bird."

[decrypter]

She'll come along, but she scoffs.

"Horse shampoo? Erin, I grew up in the country, and I've never heard of such a thing. This is another one of your modern wonders."

[crushed_pearls]

"Well, modern-ish," Erin explains as she starts getting everything ready to wash Helena's hair in preparation for trying Many Styles. "In the...nineteen forties? Ish? Of my Earth we had the second Great War, and it kinda fucking sucked. World wars tend to. One of the ways that it sucked was no one could get a hold of any fat to make soap with since it was all being used for high explosives, and the search for alternatives ended up with the shampoos and laundry detergents the ship provides to us all. And uh, well, the stuff made for horses also keeps human hair shockingly glossy and healthy."