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[crushed_pearls]

Erin's voice mail message is in a weary voice: "Erin Peters. If you called in the middle of the night and I didn't answer, I'm dying. If I pick up and someone on your end isn't dying, they will be shortly. Text otherwise."

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[crushed_pearls]

God on high I forgot to tell you fuck me sideways I am so sorry. Had encounter with a hostile in the body of Giles. More are suspected. Dear God please stay safe I still have not figured out how to protect you when I can only partly breach the cloak.

[tempingainteasy]

Touched by the concern but I haven't made it to ~200 by accident, protect someone who needs it. I got this.

Besides, if you forgot me enough not to send a text, then what are some chucklefucks who never met me going to do?

[crushed_pearls]

Oh damn. You have got the elders of my kind beat by like fifty years. Good job genuinely.

When she learns punctuation on this swear to GOD.

I will be protecting those who cannot fight but please do not hesitate to contact me. Are you available to help if something comes up?

[tempingainteasy]

[What, like it's hard?]

Sure, if you need stealth for anything and can remember to text me.

I'm not being funny, I mean it. Texts are already a memory hole for people without the supernatural ghosting in. Maybe put a sticker or something you'll feel on your device that'll make you ask yourself why you put it on there.

[crushed_pearls]

She's on voice to text and missed the invention of the internet show mercy.

Hostile Giles has been violating passengers on false pretenses. When I am more collected I may ask for help hunting him down. Full disclosure intent is to kill.

[tempingainteasy]

[in our defense, we meant the staying alive thing, but they'd probably be about as merciful anyway]

Sure, no problem 👍


If you're good with hurting Giles' body
Btw whos Giles?

['Hostile Giles' is going to be looping in their head now. Hostile Giles. Hostile Giles.]

[crushed_pearls]

When in his correct body Giles is a fellow passenger from the same world as Ossie and the husband of Ossie. Currently the correct Giles is absent but I am confident he would want his body stopped. English. Tall. Likely in an emergency change of clothes since I ruined his current set when I crucified him. Can confirm he turns invisible by the same kind of magic I use. Other capabilities unknown.

[tempingainteasy]

Is his invisibility camouflage like an octopus or is it like a 'don't notice me' thing?

[crushed_pearls]

To the best of my knowledge he simply becomes unable to be seen by the writ of fate. The magic of my people is strange and wild and it is not out of the question that he has somehow learned something like your cloak but I would deem it highly unlikely. Based on scent of flour during my initial confrontation with him Ossie may have countered his magic by sticking particles to him that would then be visible.

[tempingainteasy]

Ah, "invisible man" situation, got it. Flour wouldn't work on me, though I guess I never got myself into a situation where I'd find out.

Give me a ring when you need my talents in play 👍 I could flush him out if you think he's hiding somewhere