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[crushed_pearls]

Erin's voice mail message is in a weary voice: "Erin Peters. If you called in the middle of the night and I didn't answer, I'm dying. If I pick up and someone on your end isn't dying, they will be shortly. Text otherwise."

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[teethoftherisk]

You did mention Star Wars once I think but I wasn't sure if you had watched those movies here.

But I am not a Hannibal Lecter kind of person and I am not going to trick your girlfriend into eating me. I just make her very, very angry by existing so I think she will probably eventually kill and eat me herself.

[crushed_pearls]

Well if she does that will be on her but I do mean it. I hear one whisper about the screaming of the lambs and I go apeshit. I believe you understand my position on this.

[teethoftherisk]

I expect you to go apeshit no matter how innocent I am when your wildflower snaps, but to repeat myself, I am not Hannibal Lecter and I do not do mind games. My personality does all the work for me.

[crushed_pearls]

I will not leap to conclusions Siffleur. You have been kind enough to let me be a monster. I will not hold being one against you. My main concern is that Ylva is not one. She would not be happier as one.

[teethoftherisk]

To be clear, I am not trying to make Ylva into a monster. You are right, she would be miserable and I do not see the point in being like us if you are not having fun. I am just saying that your girlfriend hates me and I do think that is funny.

[crushed_pearls]

You know fair enough. Anyway enjoy learning the wisdom of the octopus.

[teethoftherisk]

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